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Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?
I like bodily fluids.
Hello, I’m Tairui Pero Pero Taro.

Just to avoid any misunderstanding, I do like both coffee and tea.
For coffee, personally, I think there are really only two choices: black or very sweet.
I don’t drink lightly sweetened coffee.
Honestly, I don’t drink coffee often enough to even tell the difference between black and lightly sweetened.
Both are just plain bitter to me, so I figure black is fine.
When I’m driving, I usually drink it as a wake-up boost.
As for the taste, yes, it’s bitter, but not in a bad way.
I’m not sure how to put it, but it feels different from the grassy bitterness of bitter melon or green peppers, and coffee’s bitterness doesn’t bother me at all.
On the other hand, when I’m not driving but going out for fun, I sometimes buy and drink very sweet coffee.
You know, the kind with condensed milk in it.
It’s delicious.
As someone who generally likes sweet things, I like that kind of rich sweetness because it feels like I’m really indulging myself.
Still, I don’t think it’s something you should drink every day.

Then there’s the other option: tea.
I honestly drink tea every day.
During work, my routine is to buy Earl Grey from a convenience store and drink it.
It has a clean taste, and a moderate amount of caffeine that’s not too much and not too little, so I find it really useful.
I think most people probably think, the first time they drink tea, that it tastes too weak.
But once you get used to it, that refreshing quality becomes the appeal.
I actually don’t drink milk tea or lightly sweetened tea.
Personally, I think tea should be enjoyed straight.

But my favorite is still bodily fluids.
This isn’t about taste or caffeine anymore.
After all, whether it’s black coffee, very sweet coffee, Earl Grey, or milk tea, once you drink it, it eventually comes out as urine.
If you drink urine, then it’s fair to say you can cover everything with just that.
And as supporting elements, there are sweat and saliva.
First, sweat adds a change of flavor.
It has just the right amount of saltiness.
Depending on what the urine tastes like that day, it may not be extremely salty, so tasting a little can be just right.
As for saliva, it has the right kind of texture.
Unlike urine, it’s a little thicker.
In other words, it has an interesting mouthfeel.
You can also dip something in it and eat it together.
I think it’s pretty versatile.

So, after reading this far, what do you think?
Preferences vary from person to person, of course, but I tried to write something that would resonate with a lot of people.
Whether you agree, disagree, or feel neutral, I’d be happy if you left your thoughts in the comments too!
I’m looking forward to hearing from you!